Welcome to Thursday Morning, Orlando!
I’m so ready for Friday, but it means I have to bust through Thursday first. In the meantime, here’s 1,275 glorious words to start your weekend off properly!
Now, in today’s issue:
- The Odyssey (70MM)
- The Show Must Go On
- Treasures Beyond
- + lots of weekend recs
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Let’s roll!
- Philip
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3 QUICK NEWS BITS ⏲️
The Need for Speed Is Costing Florida Drivers More Than Just a Fine
Florida's "Super Speeder" law just hit its one-year anniversary, and the birthday cake is lit with some truly wild candles.
Over the last 12 months, troopers have made more than 4,000 arrests statewide, 500-plus in Orange County alone, for hitting 100 mph or blowing past any speed limit by 50 mph. One county sheriff's office added another 323 arrests to the pile, with the fastest recorded speed clocking in at a jaw-dropping 150 mph.
First-time speeders are reportedly landing harder punishments than first-time DUI offenders.
As for whether the law is actually making Florida's roads safer? The jury's still out, hopefully moving at a reasonable speed.
(Learn more about what happens when Florida decides a speeding ticket just isn't enough with Sarah Winkelmann, right here)
Orange County Head Start Just Got Four New Homes
When four Orange County public schools shuttered in 2026, hundreds of families braced for the worst. Officials had other plans.
Armed with a community needs assessment, Orange County Community and Family Services teamed up with Orange County Public Schools to score Head Start classrooms at four shiny new campuses: Conway, Lake George, William Frangus, and Maxey Elementary Schools, just in time for the 2026-2027 school year.
The best part? It's not just a straight swap. The new locations add capacity in areas with historically long waitlists, keeping services planted firmly in the communities that need them most.
The Show Must Go On, And Now It Has a Bigger Stage
It took two decades, a temporary exile, and $8 million in public funding, but Winter Park Playhouse has finally stopped sweating its lease and started living its best life.
Last week, the beloved nonprofit re-opened the doors of its freshly spruced-up space on Orange Avenue, with Orange County Mayor Jerry Demings and Winter Park Mayor Sheila DeCiccio on hand for the ribbon-cutting.
The theater scored a shiny new lobby, a dedicated cabaret space, long-overdue accessibility upgrades, a larger stage, and grew from 123 to 172 seats.
For the self-proclaimed "Cheers of Winter Park," the best plot twist was simply getting to stay.
(Get the backstage details on the Winter Park Playhouse with Zach Van Dyke, right here)
WEEKEND SPOT HIGHLIGHT 🔦
The Odyssey (70MM)
Source: Enzian Theater
📍Enzian Theater. 1300 S Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751. Map to this location.
🕐 Thursday, July 16th through Sunday, July 19th. Many showtimes are available.
Thousands of years after an ancient Greek poet gave the world one of its greatest stories, Christopher Nolan has taken a crack at it, and somehow pulled it off.
The Odyssey, screening in 70MM, stars Matt Damon as Odysseus, the King of Ithaca whose post-Trojan War journey home gets hijacked by vengeful gods and mythological monsters.
Alongside Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Lupita Nyong'o, Zendaya, and Charlize Theron, critics are calling it a jaw-dropping, triumphant epic.
Odysseus waited twenty years to get home. You just need a few hours.
👉 Check It Out
TOP 3 FUN RECS FOR THE WEEKEND 🍊
Treasures Beyond Market
Source: Dreamers and Doers Market
📍Osceola Heritage Park Event Center. 1901 Chief Osceola Trail, Kissimmee, FL 34744. Map to this location.
🕐 Sunday, July 19th, 12 p.m. - 4 p.m.
Somewhere between a lost empire and a distant galaxy, there's a market with your name on it.
The Treasures Beyond Market returns this Sunday with a Treasure Planet meets Atlantis theme, and the best part about treasure is you never know what you're looking for until you find it.
Shoppers, vendors, volunteers, content creators, there's a place for everyone in this universe. Come explore.
👉 Get more info, right here
Florida Fest Weekend
Source: Boxi Park
📍Boxi Park. 6877 Lake Nona Blvd, Orlando, FL 32827. Map to this location.
🕐 Thursday, July 16th through Sunday, July 19th
Four days. Live music every night. Reptiles, sandcastles, bounce houses, and good food.
Thursday starts with the Run Club at 6:30 PM and DJ Astylez. Friday, ICON Party Band keeps the energy going.
Saturday brings reptile encounters, the Sunshine Market, and Live Effect Band.
Sunday goes all out: bounce houses, face painters, sand art, balloon artists, Moon & Rayne, and the final match on the big screen at 3 PM.
👉 Check It Out
Celebrating 250 Years of American Railroads
Source: Central Florida Railroad Museum
📍Central Florida Railroad Museum. 101 S Boyd St, Winter Garden, FL 34787. Map to this location.
🕐 Through September 26th
There's something deeply magnetic about a railroad, the rumble of steel on steel, the mournful wail of a distant whistle. Now, the Central Florida Railroad Museum is inviting you to ride through 250 years of American history, free of charge.
Celebrating 250 Years of American Railroads is a photo exhibit tracing how railroads marked America's Bicentennial in 1976, and how they're honoring the 250th anniversary in 2026.
The train is leaving the station. Don't miss it.
👉 Get the full details
THIS WEEKENDS HAPPENINGS 🎭 🥁
Multi-day
Puppet Play Day: Peter Rabbit | Sat & Sun | Loch Haven Park | More
Encore Performing Arts Presents: Disney’s Frozen | Fri, Sat, Sun | City District | More
Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier | Sat & Sun | City District | More
Friday
Brown Bag Brass Band | 7 p.m. | City District | More
Speed Friending | 6:00 pm | Audubon Park | More
The Mother Game - Exhibition & Book Launch | 9:00 am | Casselberry | More
Ultimate Floyd Tribute | 8:00 pm | Winter Park | More
Dylan Marlowe | 7:00 pm | Sanford | More
Let's Relish the Moment: A Pickle Party and Social | 6:30 pm | Milk District | More
Stellar Nights | 10:00 am | City District | More
Saturday
Florida Vintage Fest | 4:00 pm | OBT | More
Pop Culture Soda Shoppe Wax Melt Class | 4:00 pm | Clermont | More
Y2K Party with DJ Leo Blanco at Anthem Orlando | 9:00 pm | City District | More
Expert Expo | 2:00 pm | Maitland | More
Create Control, FieldHockey, Twin Rova, & 2AMature | 7:00 pm | East | More
Mexican Folkloric Dance Class | 10:30 am | Dr. Phillips | More
Bonsai & Cheers at Lobos Coffee | Dwarf Jade Bonsai Tree | 10:00 am | Audubon Park | More
Honey Tasting and Madeline Cakes | 1:30 pm | Leu Gardens | More
Sunday
🔥National Ice Cream Day at Kelly's Homemade Ice Cream | 11:00 am | Multiple Locations | More
Six Feet Under, Kataklysm, Wormhole, Three Knuckles Deep | 6:00 pm | Winter Park | More
Introduction to Haiku Poetry Workshop | 11:00 am | City District | More
Matthew Chacon Jazz Orchestra | 3:00pm | Winter Park | More
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My Best,
Philip - Publisher, Orlando Signal
